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littlelady
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| Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:45 pm Beer Translations |
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1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."
I'll be leaving before the next round.
2. "I'll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy hour is about to end. Beers are now a pound, but by the next round they''ll be £3.50.
3. "Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.
4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (female)
I''m easy.
5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male)
I''m gay.
6. "Ever try a body shot?" (male to female)
I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.
7. "Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?
8. "I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
You are paying more attention to your friends than me.
9. I don't feel well, let's go home." (male)
I''m horny.
10. "Who''s got the next round?"
I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention. |
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sean d
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| Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:19 pm |
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| those are amazing lmao |
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raverbabymel
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| Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:47 am :D |
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| I Agree I Do Try The Happy Hour 1 Now And Again Muhahaha |
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MC RUSH
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| Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:08 pm |
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| haha sik they all ryt them though |
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littlelady
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| Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:39 pm |
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| well i thought it was exactly rite lmao thats why i put it up lol |
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bullet-mc
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| Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:49 pm |
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| LMFAO THT ISA SIK ONE |
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jointy mc
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| Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:43 pm |
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| i dont feel well lets go home! |
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Ryan k
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| Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:04 pm |
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| Hu cudnt b arsed readin dat lyk me lol :) :? |
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Ryda
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| Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:43 am |
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| haha sme eya lad |
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bullet-mc
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| Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:44 pm |
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| lmfao same ea |
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sutton
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| Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:28 pm |
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| haha ta hun im bout try them now lmao |
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azz91
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| Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:44 pm |
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| :lol: mint them |
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